March 2012
192 posts
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
doctor: are you sexually active
*me and every organism on earth bursts out laughing*
plasticoctopus:
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
Fate is an elegant, cold-hearted whore.
